Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. . Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present. A: Why are all those people running? Teacher: Did you father help you with your homework? In a restaurant: A man is talking to God. An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school. Two factory workers are talking. The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?" A: Meet my new born brother. The First 3 Years of Marriage
Teacher: Why are you late
Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
Student: No. I was standing on it
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
The student: I walk. You walk ....
The teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.
The student: I run. You run ...
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup!!!
Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
The first man says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The second man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The first man says, "Just wait and see." He then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The firstman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow him and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name?
A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says.
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
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